All rejoice, Thanksgiving, the day they celebrate the birth of your leader, ME. I recommend that you all enjoy a turkey dinner, attend your local high school football game and take a little time to play your bass.

For all of you that are interested, (which I know you all are) I will be enjoying my Thanksgiving feast at my cousin's home (also a bass player).

So rejoice my subjects, there will be no tariffs imposed by me on your enjoyment on this national day of thanks.